things that i love: day geckos licking things
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
|me:||Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?|
|father and boyfriend at same time:||Okay.|
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.
BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing